:root {
  --bg: #0a0a0f;
  --panel: #101019;
  --ink: #e8e8ec;
  --muted: #8a8a99;
  --line: #23232f;
  --accent: #c9a14a;
  --accent-soft: rgba(201, 161, 74, 0.14);
  --serif: "Iowan Old Style", "Palatino Linotype", Palatino, Georgia, serif;
  --mono: "SFMono-Regular", "SF Mono", Menlo, Consolas, monospace;
}

* { box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0; padding: 0; }

html { -webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%; }

body {
  background: var(--bg);
  color: var(--ink);
  font-family: var(--serif);
  line-height: 1.55;
  min-height: 100vh;
  display: flex;
  align-items: center;
  justify-content: center;
  padding: 2rem 1.25rem;
  position: relative;
  overflow-x: hidden;
}

/* Subtle CRT scanline texture */
.scanlines {
  position: fixed;
  inset: 0;
  pointer-events: none;
  background: repeating-linear-gradient(
    to bottom,
    rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.015) 0px,
    rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.015) 1px,
    transparent 1px,
    transparent 3px
  );
  z-index: 50;
}

.notice {
  width: 100%;
  max-width: 560px;
  background: var(--panel);
  border: 1px solid var(--line);
  border-radius: 6px;
  padding: 2.75rem 2rem 1.75rem;
  box-shadow: 0 30px 80px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.55);
  position: relative;
}

/* Seal */
.seal { text-align: center; margin-bottom: 2.25rem; }

.patch-link {
  display: inline-block;
  line-height: 0;
  margin: 0 auto 0.95rem;
}

.patch {
  width: 150px;
  height: 150px;
  filter: drop-shadow(0 8px 20px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5));
  transition: transform 0.4s ease;
}

.patch-link:hover .patch { transform: rotate(-4deg) scale(1.04); }

.seal-caption {
  font-family: var(--mono);
  font-size: 0.66rem;
  letter-spacing: 0.22em;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  color: var(--muted);
}

/* Headline */
.headline { text-align: center; margin-bottom: 2.25rem; }

.kicker {
  font-family: var(--mono);
  font-size: 0.68rem;
  letter-spacing: 0.3em;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  color: var(--accent);
  margin-bottom: 1rem;
}

.headline h1 {
  font-size: clamp(2rem, 8vw, 2.9rem);
  font-weight: 400;
  line-height: 1.1;
  letter-spacing: -0.01em;
  margin-bottom: 1.25rem;
}

.headline h1 em {
  font-style: italic;
  color: var(--accent);
}

.lede {
  color: #c5c5cf;
  font-size: 1.02rem;
  max-width: 44ch;
  margin: 0 auto;
}

/* Findings table */
.findings {
  border-top: 1px solid var(--line);
  border-bottom: 1px solid var(--line);
  padding: 0.4rem 0;
  margin-bottom: 1.9rem;
}

.findings dl { display: flex; flex-direction: column; }

.finding {
  display: flex;
  justify-content: space-between;
  align-items: baseline;
  gap: 1rem;
  padding: 0.7rem 0.15rem;
  border-bottom: 1px dashed var(--line);
}
.finding:last-child { border-bottom: none; }

.finding dt {
  font-family: var(--mono);
  font-size: 0.66rem;
  letter-spacing: 0.18em;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  color: var(--muted);
}

.finding dd {
  font-size: 1rem;
  text-align: right;
}

.pulse {
  display: inline-block;
  width: 8px;
  height: 8px;
  border-radius: 50%;
  background: var(--accent);
  margin-right: 0.4rem;
  vertical-align: middle;
  animation: pulse 2s ease-in-out infinite;
}

@keyframes pulse {
  0%, 100% { opacity: 1; box-shadow: 0 0 0 0 var(--accent-soft); }
  50% { opacity: 0.4; box-shadow: 0 0 0 6px transparent; }
}

/* Body copy */
.body-copy { margin-bottom: 2.25rem; }
.body-copy p { margin-bottom: 1rem; color: #c5c5cf; }
.body-copy p:last-child { margin-bottom: 0; }
.muted { color: var(--muted) !important; font-size: 0.95rem; font-style: italic; }

/* Colophon */
.colophon {
  border-top: 1px solid var(--line);
  padding-top: 1.4rem;
}

.satire-signal {
  font-family: var(--mono);
  font-size: 0.72rem;
  line-height: 1.6;
  color: var(--muted);
  letter-spacing: 0.02em;
  margin-bottom: 1rem;
}

.satire-signal a { color: var(--accent); text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 1px dotted var(--accent); }
.satire-signal a:hover { opacity: 0.8; }

.meta {
  display: flex;
  justify-content: space-between;
  align-items: center;
  gap: 0.75rem;
  font-family: var(--mono);
  font-size: 0.6rem;
  letter-spacing: 0.12em;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  color: #55556a;
}

.ref { white-space: nowrap; }

@media (max-width: 420px) {
  .notice { padding: 2rem 1.25rem 1.5rem; }
  .meta { flex-direction: column; align-items: flex-start; gap: 0.35rem; }
}

@media (prefers-reduced-motion: reduce) {
  .pulse { animation: none; }
}